-  24 May, 2012
& This smile, it only exists when you’re around <3
cuteguyss: Dustin Webb
davegrohlsfacialhair: companythatmakesmisery: i-promise-youarebeautiful: theskyismyminimum: smile-youre-fuckin-beautiful: rainbowswishesandphoenixes: diamondflavor: quesadildo: chloesunshine: explodingpoptarts: Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen. How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie? can i has coookie? IS THAT BACON?!  Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD. Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. What the fuck Barbie? Get it the fuck together. Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi? BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR FORGET THE TORSO! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND! LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT? WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE!? PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE. OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE. MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE. HEY, COOKIES FUCKING SUSHI MAGNETS! Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!! BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE? BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP.  THAT SHIT COULD GET IN THE FOOD. BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT. BARBIE. HOW MANY DIFFERENT FUCKING SECTIONS DO YOU NEED IN YOUR FRIDGE? THE FUCK. DAYUM BARBIE YOU’RE WORSE THAN TYRONE. Oh God… i cant i cant ^^ Perfect post is perfect. why I love tumblr PEOPLE. I think we are forgetting how unsanitary it is to just leave a sponge laying on the floor. Do you know how many bacteria could nestle into there. Tactless Barbie, tactless. I love how everyone missed the meal in the microwave! Barbie! C’mon you common whore, dehair the head before you cook it. OO! Look cookies :D  barbie… you know that shirt is so 2 months ago. what the fuckery barbie. really. Its dangerous to walk around the house with out socks or shoes on barbiie. Dammit barbie. You can’t use the salad knife for cutting meat. Proper manners ugh barbie. Don’t even get me started on that tacky tile, ew. Silly Barbie, you need CANDLES to perform the Black Sacrament. BARBIE DON’T JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN YOU CARELESS SLUT
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